Back From San Francisco, Off To Poland
September 19th, 2007 · Filed Under: Affiliate Marketing · Announcements · Business Building · Discover Affiliate Strategies · Discover cPanel · Internet Marketing Seminars · Interviews · Product Launches · Teaching · Teleseminars · cPanel
I’ve been trying to recover from the 3 hour time difference I got used to while in San Francisco this past weekend for the World Internet Main Event, but this afternoon, I’m off to Poland, where another 6 hour time difference awaits.
Joanna and I are flying over to spend time with her family (all of them live in her native country) before we move in a couple of weeks to North Carolina.
Last time we went to Poland, we saw a wild boar in the middle of the road, so who knows what we’ll see this time.
In any case, there’s a lot to tell about San Francisco, but unfortunately, I need to get ready for the plane.
So I’ll just give you one highlight.
**Internet Marketer Lost His Butt **
Although Chris Morris and I had met online before collaborating on our cPanel How To Videos, we had never met in person. Turns out he’s really shy in groups of people. And virtually petrified of public speaking.
At least he was.
Travelling and new places seem to bring new horizons in people, and for Chris it was no different. He used the opportunity to get out of his shell.
One way he was helped was by being hypnotized on Saturday night. Luckily, I had my camera in hand.
This was no joke, although you’ll laugh your socks off when you watch it (it’s at the bottom of this post).
Okay, I need to get to the airport.
**DiscoverAffiliateStrategies.com Launched**
But in case you missed it, I opened up a new training site a few days ago. It’s called DiscoverAffiliateStrategies.com. It has two parts.
The first part is an interview with Matthew Glanfield, an affiliate marketing superstar, and good friend. It’s called the Four Noble Truths of Affiliate Marketing. It’s designed for the eager novice, or for those that have still not hit the $500 mark in a month.
The second part, only available to you after downloading the Four Noble Truths, is an fast-start training course I’m holding live over the course of 8 weeks. It starts October 1. This is called the Eight-Fold Path To Affiliate Profits.
In this course, you’ll learn the top ways to promote products in such a way that it benefits YOU more than the person you are promoting. I’ll be showing you how to harness Web 2.0, teleseminars, video, and more.
If you want to see the same kind of success that I have had over the last year, this is the best way to learn what I’ve done to make affiliate marketing a chief component of my business — and since I know how to teach, you will definitely come away with a much stronger business.
Your first step is to get The Four Noble Truths, and read the foundational knowledge you need.
Off to the airport!
Bob Jenkins
www.DiscoverAffiliateStrategies.com
p.s. The best price for everything is right now. In a few days, when I return from Poland, the price will be going up. I offer a complete refund policy, and an even quicker way to get your money back even if you love what you learn.
p.p.s. After watching the video of Chris Morris below, be sure to leave a comment. Remember, he was petrified of being on stage before being hypnotized by Scott Lewis (www.vegashypnotist.com).
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September 19th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Hey Bob,
Wow, I’m very shocked by what I saw in that video, I can’t believe I was on stage in front of so many people.
I had such a great time and I learned so much. It was a blast and I’m glad that we have finally met!
Yes, it’s true, before this event I was literally in a shell as you call it, I would never get on stage and especially never talk in big groups like that! I don’t know the exact number in the room at that time but I know we had over 500 people at the event so I know it was a good turn out.
I had so many people come up to me after the show and tell me that my skit was by far the funniest they’ve ever seen.
Thanks for the video Bob and I will see you at the next event!
Chris Morris
September 19th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Jeez…I thought watching Chris losing his butt was funny the FIRST time at the event…seems somehow even funnier now! Great seeing you both there!
Best wishes to you and Joanna on your trip and the move. Keep in touch!
Lon Naylor
September 19th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I’ve honestly never laughed that hard in my life. The fire in Chris over losing his butt had me laughing hard enough to cause people to look around at me like there was something wrong with me. Maybe they were right ;-)
For Chris to even go up there in the first place is a triumph for him and anyone else that has had to face similar fears. Bravo to Chris for getting up on stage and finally getting back his butt.
Ross Goldberg
September 19th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
“That is not my butt!” I love it - that was so funny!
And really cool that he got up there and did that - way to go, Chris!
I was just listening to a CD about walking through your fears and man, it sure can be hard!
September 19th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Bob, That was a funny video clip! You should put it up on YouTube for everyone to see. How was WIME? I wish I could have been there! Maybe next year.
Ryan Bessling
http://googlerankingbooster.com
September 19th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
That was so funny especially when he said “he wanted the small white butt he came in with” It made me chuckle after a long boring day at work today.
September 19th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Chris, you are to be applauded for volunteering in the first place . . . your performance was not only hysterical to watch, but worthy of a standing ovation too.
Now THAT was entertainment!
September 19th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Bob…Thanks for the video. I was trying to tell my wife about that skit and as you said it’s hard to express in words. When my wife was finished watching the video all she could say was “I want the small white one I came up here with back.” Great job Chris, I’ll see you both at the next event
September 19th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
The video does not show who had his butt. My name is Carolyn Gwin and I had his butt. I met him several time including the day he left. If Cris would like to verify my statement. I will send him a picture and I know he will remember me. I was with my husband at the event and I sat in the second row.
It was fun,
Carolyn
September 20th, 2007 at 12:41 am
Chris & Bob
What a Hoot!!!!!
Chris, for having the courage to get on stage and to Bob for filming it and sharing it with us so we could laugh our Butts off.
What a Hoot!!!!!!
September 20th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Very good informations delivered.
As always. I appreciate.
Regards from Germany
September 20th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Although I was on stage in a sort of trance when this was going on, I was still aware and laughing so hard that the hypnotist had to come over and touch me. That’s all I remember…Rats!
It was great to meet you, by the way!
Way to go, Chris-Best Marketing Hook
I’ve Ever Seen! Everybody will open the email with THAT in the title-how could you not?
So, when can I schedule you for a Talk with Experts Show? It will be great! Of course you’re welcome to plug your latest and greatest products, but you will HAVE to tell about this as well-my subscribers will LOVE it!
Hugs,
Kristi
PS Did I mention that Mark Joyner is going to be a guest Saturday, Sept. 22 at 9:00 Eastern?
Hope you’ll join us! Get all the details at http://talkwithexperts.com
September 21st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
I had seen this skit before when in New York at the 7-Figure Business event. But it was much funnier knowing the person who went up there (especially knowing his fear of public speaking).
I have uploaded the video to Revver.com, so you can post it on your blogs as well.
Bob
September 27th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Hi Bob,
Hope you have a great time in Poland. :)
Was fantastic finally meeting you in person in SF… I am also happy that Chris and I went on stage, I strongly believe that it helped me get over my fear of being on stage if front of a big group of people.
I am still catching up with work that hasn’t been done while I was on tour, but I am slowly getting ahead.
Best regards,
Frank Bauer aka Elvis ;)
November 9th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
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